DEXTER POND

Dexter Pond has got it goin’ on,
Dexter Pond has got it goin’ on,
Dexter Pond has got it goin’ on,
Dexter Pond has got it goin’ on,

BJ can we come up to Dexter Po-o-o-o-ond
(Dexter Pond)
We can hang out with all the super hot bl-o-o-o-ondes
(Super hot blondes)
When Al pokes me on Facebook it makes me feel hip,
(Makes me feel hip)
Pour some wine, so that we all can start to si-i-i-i-ip
(Can start to sip)  
You know Bob’s not the little boy that he used to be,
though all won’t agree,
Baby don’t ask Leigh

[Chorus]
Dexter Pond has got it goin’ on,
Each night you’ll hear,
Crazy singing from a loon,
Bette can’t you see,
Just how much you mean to me,
It kind of makes me swoon,
‘Cause I’m in love with Dexter Pond

Dexter Pond has got it goin’ on, 
Dexter Pond has got it goin’ on, 

Alfred, do you remember the-e Muffing Man,
(Muffing Man)
In the kitchen with just a towel oh-oh-oh-oh-on,
(Towel On)
Making muffins everyday except for most,
(Except Most)
When you found instant muffins

then you switched to to-o-o-o-oast.
(You switched to toast)

And I know that you think it’s just the way to go,
You buy a muffin mix,
And simply add some H-2-O

[Chorus]   

[Instrumental Section] 

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Uncle Bob laughed heartily in the making of this video... hope you get a chuckle too.